taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked

(Source: galaxys4)

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

(Source: deanwinchesteroffiicial)

monokuwa:

ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL IT BECOMES YOUR OTP AND TAKES OVER YOUR FUCKING LIFE

(Source: kousvke)

hokeyfright:

YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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noshirtnoblouse:

Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle

ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(Source: caonii)

-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

baelor:

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

LIVE IN A HOUSE